The powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.
What will your verse be?

 

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

thesylverlining:

glottalplosive:

Phonetic transcription of the chorus of ‘I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)’ by The Proclaimers.

omfg sound it out, it’s so on point and hilarious

thesylverlining:

glottalplosive:

Phonetic transcription of the chorus of ‘I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)’ by The Proclaimers.

omfg sound it out, it’s so on point and hilarious

dangit-jim:

peachdoxie:

st3fn:

archangeltwoone:

iamoceanic:

doomed-morale:

xcircleofdeathx:

lickystickypickyshe:

Every year in June, a brave group of daredevils in the city of Alesund, Norway stack up hundreds of wood pallets to a height of over 130 feet, which they then light on fire in celebration of Midsummer and John the Baptist’s birthday.

Norway: where they build monuments and burn them because metal.

vikings man…. 
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only in my homeland.

I thought it was going to be some inspirational art installation about teamwork and stuff BUT THEN IT WAS A PILLAR OF FIRE AND IT JUST GOT EPIC

THE BEACONS ARE LIT

THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

sabenzero:

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

While all of the above is great, I’d like to offer that dwaven ‘ale’ probably isn’t made from barley.  they live underground.  what grows underground? Mushrooms.  I’m saying Dwarven Ale is halucinogenic.  I’m saying Legolas was tripping balls.

(Source: thorinium)

bogleech:

As C.M. Kosemen explains throughout All Yesterdays, we really can’t ever know how much fat and other soft tissues contributed to the overall shape of dinosaurs since that’s the first thing to rot and shrivel tight against their bones and like even a sperm whale has a little skinny skeleton.

so like

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how would we know?

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

popculturesavvyangel:

famous-fandoms:

yummy-casburger:

phoenix-is-so-done:

our-dragons-are-better:

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

That is the only interpretation of this gif I will ever accept. 

I can’t breathe.

SAM IN THE BUNKER

it’s how he copes

So that’s how he broke his arm

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

popculturesavvyangel:

famous-fandoms:

yummy-casburger:

phoenix-is-so-done:

our-dragons-are-better:

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

That is the only interpretation of this gif I will ever accept. 

I can’t breathe.

SAM IN THE BUNKER

it’s how he copes

So that’s how he broke his arm

(Source: sseureki)

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

(Source: bens-wyatt)

atamponinaglass:

misdiagnosed-ghost:

ninjagiry:

marniethedog:

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

oh my god

elo-cin

tardis-stole-my-mind:

savingpeopleeatingpie:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

lilylunastardust:

do-you-have-a-flag:

okaylove:

I never knew Javert went to Beauxbatons.

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Well, he is French.

NOW THE SINGING MAKES SENSE

image  I don’t regret anything.

THANK YOU, IT IS PERFECT